Funny quotes for online dating

No matter how your dates turn out, reading funny dating quotes can always keep your grounded and feel light-hearted.Remember, there’s always a next time if it didn’t work out.Melanie White What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night?The only difference is there aren’t many job interviews where you’ll wind up naked.Rodney Dangerfield My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.

Garrison Keillor There are three rules for dating: 1) Don’t 2) If you must, just be careful 3) Forget the rules, your hormones will win anyway.Doug Coupland Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man that I want my children to spend their weekends with?Rita Rudner I’ve been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog.Linda Festa My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. It’s like a full-time job, and we should treat it like one.If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks’ notice.

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